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The Hugh Kelly

The Hugh Kelly

We have this friend you see…. He has this thing about posting picture of the most appalling food. If you see a Wetherspoons plate you know he’s gone executive. If he’s on holiday in Eastern Europe you can pretty much expect to see live toads and entrails on his plate……

So just for you Hugh:-

½ a Giant Yorkshire Pudding ( Seems reasonable so far )
Parsnip crisps ( Also reasonable )
Boiled Carrots ( Still sounds OK? )
Deep fryed Lecto-Fremented Garlic Mushroom in a Gram Flour batter with Chilli seeds  ( Getting a bit harsh now )
Pork Loin steak griddled with whole grain Mustard ( No bad but a bit dry and the griddle will need a proper clear! )
Onion Gravy
Fresh Parsley from the planter box outside the make it all ‘Pretty’

Addition extras for Hugh

(1) One shaved raw Pigs scrotum.
(2) Vanilla Ice cream.
(3) A live Toad.
(4) Sawdust from a large west facing Sycamore tree.

Actually without the “Hugh Additions” it was quite tasty!

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Kale & Onion Bhaji recipe, eat well on universal credit

Maybe far from traditional, but we’re not known for being tradition respecters…..

Kale in the Curry. Kale in the Sag Aloe. Just Kale and more Kale. There is a reason for this. But to protect the dignity of others, let’s just say we have quite a bit of Kale to work through….

We’re awash with Kale at the moment so we modified this recipe, to our surprise it actually worked really well.

Ingredients:-

1 Large Onion, roughly sliced
300g of Kale, fried with a little Oil and Five Spice until dark
1 Tsp of Hot Chilli Powder
1 Tsp of Onion Salt
1 Tsp of Garlic Salt
1 Tsp of Baking Powder
1 Tsp of Black Lime Power
1 Tsp of Turmeric
Fresh ground Black Pepper
Water
Oil to fry

Method:-

(1) Fry the Kale with Five Spice until you have a crispy texture and most of the water has been driven out.
(2) Set aside on kitchen paper to drain and cool.
(3) Mix to batter Onion and Kale with enough Water to make a very sticky batter.
(4) Heat Oil to 170c.
(5) Using a ladle and a spoon drop flat fritters into the hot Oil in batches.
(6) When then float remove them and set aside.
(7) Just before serving re-fry them in batches and drain before serving.

The crunch from the fried Kale and the taste was really good. Sometimes you happen on something a bit odd which really works…..



 

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