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The Hugh Kelly

The Hugh Kelly

We have this friend you see…. He has this thing about posting picture of the most appalling food. If you see a Wetherspoons plate you know he’s gone executive. If he’s on holiday in Eastern Europe you can pretty much expect to see live toads and entrails on his plate……

So just for you Hugh:-

½ a Giant Yorkshire Pudding ( Seems reasonable so far )
Parsnip crisps ( Also reasonable )
Boiled Carrots ( Still sounds OK? )
Deep fryed Lecto-Fremented Garlic Mushroom in a Gram Flour batter with Chilli seeds  ( Getting a bit harsh now )
Pork Loin steak griddled with whole grain Mustard ( No bad but a bit dry and the griddle will need a proper clear! )
Onion Gravy
Fresh Parsley from the planter box outside the make it all ‘Pretty’

Addition extras for Hugh

(1) One shaved raw Pigs scrotum.
(2) Vanilla Ice cream.
(3) A live Toad.
(4) Sawdust from a large west facing Sycamore tree.

Actually without the “Hugh Additions” it was quite tasty!

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Daikon Chips & Salad

“D” in our Vegetarian Alphabet is Daikon a big fat Radish. Ours cost the princely sum of 80p and we made two very tasty side dishes with it.

Daikon Chips

Ingredients:-

Daikon, cut into chips
Dried Ginger
Chilli / Tomato paste
Soy Sauce
Sugar
Salt

Method:-

(1) Mix all the ingredients (apart from the Daikon) in a bowl.
(2) Coat the Daikon.
(3) Lay in a dry oven tray and roast at 180C until golden brown.

Daikon Salad

Ingredients:-

Daikon, sliced finely
Onion, sliced finely
Soy Sauce
Died Ginger
Garlic
Salt

Method:-

(1) Mix it all together and enjoy as a side!

 

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